Who doesn’t want to go where experience hasn’t been before? Distribute free celery while stalks last. Lets join hands and eliminiminate typos forever Wine Wanker: One who talks more than s/he drinks, drinks more than s/he spit. Bacon shows us it’s possible to be lean and rich at the same time. We are mostly future perfect but past continuous mucks up present. People should take life less seriously but steaks more seriously Practice makes perfect, but not sassy. I often mistake butter for love. In wine there is truth, but in truth, good wine’s really expensive!