Wine Wanker: One who talks more than s/he drinks, drinks more than s/he spit. I often mistake butter for love. We are mostly future perfect but past continuous mucks up present. People should take life less seriously but steaks more seriously Practice makes perfect, but not sassy. Lets join hands and eliminiminate typos forever Who doesn’t want to go where experience hasn’t been before? Bacon shows us it’s possible to be lean and rich at the same time. Distribute free celery while stalks last. In wine there is truth, but in truth, good wine’s really expensive!